Do you know how much Webster's Basic English Words For Daily Use Dictionary costs in Canada (the paperback edition)?
A. $4.95
B. $5.95
C. $5.45
D. I don't know and I don't really care!
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Did you know that the hardcover edition is substantially more expensive? Of course you did.
The correct answer is B.
muffy's Question of the Week: How many wens do you have? (respond in the comments box on Renay's Home Page: The answer to muffy's question of the week is: your answer)
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I have florescent yellow nails with black stripes. I'm reasonably assured that this is a good thing.
(To the tune of Barney's Sally the Camel.)
Tommy the Gerbil has five tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has five tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has five tumors and none of them are benign;
Dr. Fred has cut one off;
Now Tommy the Gerbil has four tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has four tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has four tumors and none of them are benign;
Dr. Fred has cut one off;
Now Tommy the Gerbil has three tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has three tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has three tumors and none of them are benign;
Dr. Fred has cut one off;
Now Tommy the Gerbil has two tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has two tumors;
Tommy the Gerbil has two tumors and none of them are benign;
Dr. Fred has cut one off;
Now Tommy the Gerbil has one tumor;
Tommy the Gerbil has one tumor;
Tommy the Gerbil has one tumor and it is not benign;
Dr. Fred has cut it off, now Tommy is not cancerous.
You can start with any number of tumors you want depending on the length of the journey you have to take. We started with five so we wouldn't have to type too much.
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R-Rated Ending: The End of Tommy
Tommy's tumors returned en masse and overwhelmed his small soul leading him to collapse in a supermarket in South West Texas. The paramedics declared him DOA.